⚠️ This is satire. All stories are fictional. Any resemblance to actual Florida men is statistically inevitable.
🐊 THE CREW

About 850 Florida Man

We're not journalists. We're witnesses.

📊 BY THE NUMBERS
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📜 OUR MISSION

Our Mission

850 Florida Man exists because someone had to document it. Every week, the 850 area code produces more unhinged, inexplicable, and deeply Florida content than any newsroom could keep up with. We're not trying to explain it. We're just here to make sure it's on record.

""Swamp-certified since the day we found a gator in the break room.""

🎙️ THE CREW

Gary 'Big Dave' Hutchins
Host & Chief Witness

Gary has lived in the 850 his entire life and has personally witnessed 14 of the stories covered on this podcast. He holds a degree in Criminal Justice from UWF and a restraining order from a local Walmart.

Chip Swampwater
Senior Correspondent, Wildlife Desk

Chip has been covering Florida wildlife incidents since 2019, when a pelican stole his lunch and he decided to make it a career. He has been bitten by an alligator twice. Both times were his fault.

Bubba Gatorson
Crime & Courts Reporter

Bubba spent 11 years as a bail bondsman in Escambia County before pivoting to journalism. He says the two jobs are 'basically the same.' His sources are impeccable and mostly anonymous.

Linda 'The Pelican' Marsh
Editor & Fact Checker (Emeritus)

Linda's job is to verify that the stories are at least plausible. She has failed at this job every single week since the show launched. She is very proud of this record.

⚠️ A Note on Our Journalism

850 Florida Man is satire. All stories are fictional. Any resemblance to actual Florida men, women, raccoons, or alligators is statistically inevitable but legally coincidental. Our fact-checkers are currently unavailable as they are dealing with a personal situation involving a pelican.